When you've been thrown out of an airlock into the cold
vacuum of space, forced to comprehend the vastness of the universe
in the Total Perspective Vortex, eaten by the Ravenous Bugblatter
Beast of Traal, stuck on prehistoric Earth for ten years, stopped in
for the end of the universe and breakfast at Milliways, been
attacked by a fleet of Frogstar fighters, sampled the delights of a
Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster, had your planet blown up to make way for
a hyperspace bypass or, in general, you've lost your towel,
DON'T PANIC! Reach for your handy, new, expanded and
revised, Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy!
The new issue of the Guide is available
now. It has been extensively updated and expanded with many
new references added to its database. Also, this edition
offers several new enhancements never available before! For starters,
you'll notice right away that the Guide's search
capabilities have been greatly improved with the addition of a
new Hyperlobic Omnicognate® search engine.
It indexes information so fast it'll make your head spin!
Next, new for this edition, the Guide has been totally
restyled, by inter-galactic, award winning designers, to
fully complement the hip lifestyles of those who carry
it. It fits more comfortably in your pocket, and its new
shape reminds everyone that you are one hoopy frood,
who really knows where his towel is!
Perhaps, the most exciting and powerful addition to the
Guide, is the
HHGttGDBEM (Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy Database Expansion
Module). The HHGttGDBEM nearly instantaneously processes a new
class of DynamicData ® which allows the guide to
Sub-ether download extended entries from our new group of field
researchers. For example, one of our new researchers, Ford Prefect,
has been able to considerably expand the entry on Earth from:
"HARMLESS", to almost ten pages, with
details of some of the major swatting places to hang out.
The final, and most complementary addition to the
updated Guide, is a condensed version of the
Encyclopedia Galactica. Continued success of the Guide
has allowed Megadodo Publications to purchase the assets of the
historic work. Besides, after scanning, editing and compression,
all those gilded pages made great wallpaper in our new corporate
offices! Best of all, The Guide is still inscribed with
the indispensable default advice you've all come to rely on so much.
Vogon Heavy Industries is proud to
announce the release of their new version of their online HHGttG port.
The HHGttG 2.2 now supports sound, animated images and many other exciting
enhancements- exclusively for Netscape 3.0 users.
Of course, Earth Internet who have not yet upgraded to the browser of choice can
sill access the original Version 1.2 they've been enjoying for over a year!
The Vogon Design Group
continues to break new ground in bringing the real Guide to the Internet.
The enhanced interface makes it easier than ever to scan for entries revealed by
Douglas Adams, the only
human to have ever seen a standard issue, working example,
as a result of a mix-up in the Megadodo promotions shipping
office. Additionally, Earth users can submit their own entries
for the "Expanded" database on any topic they wish.
You'll need Netscape Navigator 2.0 for the original release, and Navigator 3.0
to experience the latest Vogon technology. Users giddy while using Microsoft products
may have some trouble, but the new version of MISE will sort of
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B E L G I U M !
If you can see the above word and this accompanying text, then you
are in the one place in the galaxy where the guide itself cannot be
purchased. You do however, have some other interesting choices.
First, check out some links to other HHGttG sites on the Web. Here,
you'll find out more about Douglas Adams- the original source of all
HHGttG information, as well as links to other HHGttG resources and
other interesting sites.
Then, if you find yourself in the mood, listen to some short excerpts from the
Original, fantastic, BBC radio series. Click on a link below.
We appreciate you're stopping by, and hope to be able to offer the
Guide in its normal, portable, unabridged form, sometime within the
next three thousand years. We apologize for any delay. Above all...
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